So Sayeth The Poobah

Friday, March 31, 2006

Hello y'all. We finally made the pilot for The Gun Show. While we didn't accomplish a whole lot, The Lady, and The Baby Poobah agreed that it was very funny, and couldn't wait for the next installment. I assure you that their opinion of the show, was in no way influenced by my involvment with it. We patiently await Ender's editing of the show, and then it will be posted. You can find the link to your right.
That is all.
The Grand Poobah has spoken.

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Words cannot describe. I am left speechless. Do you have your flute?

http://www.break.com/index/leprechaun23.html

Wednesday, March 22, 2006


I’m trying something new today. I’m looking at some of the news on CNN.com, and Foxnews.com. I don’t get to do much of that anymore, but I figured that with The Gun Show coming up, I might want to get prepared. The 1st thing that caught my eye was in entertainment. Apparently the long awaited sequel to Basic Instinct is supposed to release next month. Sharon Stone has hinted that she may be nude in it. I don’t know about you, but this bothers me. Let’s face it, she has not looked good since Total Recall.
In other news, A former Army helicopter pilot who lost both her legs in a 2004 grenade attack in Iraq narrowly won the Illinois Democratic nomination for the House seat occupied by retiring GOP Rep. Henry Hyde. Maybe she’s what they need, to get up and running again. Oh sorry.
Another black eye, for the chocolate city? Apparently thousands of inmates, that should have only been incarcerated for a maximum of sixty days are finally being released. The city’s justice system has been inundated with cases, it was ill equipped to handle. One man has been in custody for 5 months, for a fistfight, that happened days before the storm. Lesson learned? Don’t get into trouble, if you’re gonna get caught.
This in from FOX News, Abu Ghraib guard going to jail. Another guard connected to the abuse scandals is off to prison. I think this is bullsh*t. I don’t think that these soldiers should receive the punishment they are receiving. In addition to the prison sentences, they are also receiving bad conduct discharges, will disallow any benefits they deserve, such as college money, and a military burial. It will also go into their record, hindering many future jobs. These people are heroes, regardless of a few indiscretions, which probably were orders sent from above. Their only crime was being dumb enough to take pictures.
That is all.
The Grand Poobah has spoken.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006


I’ve been busy settling in the new house, and lounging around. There Ender, are you happy? I admitted it. I met my neighbors the other day, shuuwee. I was mowing the lawn, at about 0900 hrs, when I saw her. There she was, you guessed it, walking down the street. She was going to the house across the street. I was worried that she was complaining about the ruckus at such an early hour. I figured that I must have woken her, judging by her garb. She was wearing daisy duke shorts and a tank top, with no bra. From where I sat, I could tell there was a nip in the air. My neighbor is about 5’9" and looks to be about 240 lbs. I shuddered and continued mowing.
Her and her husband requested an audience with me later, and came bearing gifts. I am now the proud owner of 6 green Americana Chicken eggs, and 6 brown Rhode Island Red chicken eggs. Upon closer inspection I noticed that the female neighbor was covered with little red bumps. I shuddered again. They were nice enough though, and I never have purchase another egg again.
I was informed that I have moved into the middle of a neighborhood feud. This neighbor doesn’t like that one, that one has called the law on that one. It would seem that I live in the Jerry Springer green room.


I will keep you posted on further developments.

That is all.

The Grand Poobah has spoken.

Friday, March 10, 2006

Greetings y'all. I can't believe I haven't posted in a week. I've been so busy moving, setting up the new house, and cleaning up the old one. It's amazing how much junk one can pile up, in one house. Ender, I told you it would take this long. Tomorrow I get to start the yardwork. Scotty Ice, I will be there Wednesday. Come and enjoy the show, just don't laugh too loud. The Butler Did It, I couldn't agree with you more. Tombstone is a great movie. Definately a source for great lines.
That is all.
The Grand Poobah has spoken.

Monday, March 06, 2006

Well, I had hoped to stay nuetral in the fued between The Butler Did It and The Verbal Assassin. Granted, I did provide the picture for the King Rolo story, but The Assassin also ordered a picture for Mr. Did It. That picture was waiting to be completed. That is what I do. As I commemted on the verbal one's blog, I have picked up the gauntlet, and it fits nicely. I am The Grand Poobah beatch, and I "pity the foo" who doesn't know that.
That is all.
The Grand Poobah has spoken.

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Before you play this video, BE WARNED, it has very graphic language.

Hello all. Today marked five years since the passing of my father. My mother, The Duchess Poobah, called this morning, and we spoke for about an hour. My heart goes out to ya Scotty. I'm hope work goes okay tomorrow. I won't see you, though, as I have taken almost the whole month off to move. You wouldn't believe how much it takes to move all the treasures I have collected, on my worldly travels. I am proud to say, that we are making progress. It's slow going, but it is going.
I hope that the truce between The Verbal Assassin and The Butler Did It stands strong. If it doesn't, my skills are available to the highest bidder. I must thank Ender for sending my this awesome video. I laughed my grand ass off.
I'm the Juggernaut bitch.
That is all.
The Grand Poobah has spoken.